Score: 10

"Warning to the viewers."

submission: Brian's Got A Problem

date: August 27, 2008

I like gross humor. Therefore this cartoon is for me. If you get easily offended by gross things, this cartoon is not for you. If your reading this review and your not the author, consider this a warning. Go away. Don't come back. Run.

I liked the art direction, I thought it was cute. I wasn't expecting the direction of the flash. I don't want to spoil anything for the people that might by chance stumble upon this review, but lets just say that it was an interesting twist. I was expecting it to be gross for some reason. I felt like this was echoing Marc M and I guess that's really why I assumed it was gonna head off the way it did.

Good job, made me laugh, that's all I really care about.

Score: 10

"FUCK!"

submission: Harry The Harlequin Fetus

date: August 17, 2008

Awesome man! Simply fucking awesome! Your colors always rock, and the animation was solid. Fuck the people who give you a low score because they simply "don't get it." Who does that? really.

"Oh... well this is a really really good animation, but I have an indisputable opinion that makes me feel inclined to to give this a 4, despite all the nice things I have to say."

Fuck those people. Fuck them to hell.

Score: 2

"hmmm"

submission: Stik Animation Test

date: November 28, 2007

I'd consider myself an artist/animator so listen to what I have to say as it's all very much relvant.

-stick animations are simple, overdone and really unpopular. Not to say that there are some exceptions out there. Look up the castle series or xiao xiao. Good stick stuff.

-Animation is an art medium if pulled off correctly. So you can consider yourself an artist of animation if you get good enough at it.

-You're still young. Pursue animation. This might be your first, so it's not by any means good, but I can see alot of potential here. The question is, are you interested in continuing?

-Don't submit stuff like this unless you plan on deleting it later. Keep your early work to yourself. I worked in flash for about a year before I actualy made and submitted a cartoon to newgrounds.

-The animation world is a tough nut to crack, especialy at your age. Most kids your age have no patience to get better. They just produce crap, continuously. A good cartoon can take months of hard work. Or hours if you're expierienced, but the expierience i'm talking about takes about a year or two of dedication to what your doing.

-Things to think of for your next animation: Try using sound, incorperate a background and add some serious depth. Your next toon doesn't have to be long. Just make it good.

I gave you a two as a score for the review because this isn't a cartoon. It isn't art. It's just a test. It might get deleted, it might not, but at least take my words to heart. If you need anymore info/advice just send me a p.m.

Score: 10

"nice work, like always"

submission: T7 - iSpell

date: August 27, 2008

haha, a friend of mine used that exact same sample a while back. Fun track. Due to some things in my life I'm having trouble determining what's good and bad, so there's no way I can leave you a review that might be helpful. The only thing I can tell you is that I really like this.

Excellent use of Ned Flanders. From now on, I'm referring to your sample style as Flandering. It's too easy. Really though, your sample style has a nice sense of humor to it. From kermit the frog to Ned Flanders, it's always fun. Flandering: the use of an excessively long sample with a sense of humor. Coin it. Start a genre. Name it after an already existing one that you take influence from. TIDM. There you have it. Congratulations.

Keep pumping out the fun dude.

Score: 0

"me no like moar!"

submission: Fox- Karbon's "Hollow" Remix

date: August 26, 2008

U mak my fav hollow song crap! Is this where I leave shit review?

Score: 10

"Fucking beautiful."

submission: Rig - Furniture Monster

date: August 24, 2008

I just had 8 orgasms, and that's on the first listen.

Drums ROCKED, track really fucked with the mind. The atmosphere was sassier than anything else I've heard in the comp... opinion, but it's mine so HA!

Really though, I'm in love. The only thing that I don't like is how short it is. Add on and have it ready for your future set at alfred. The audience here is really awesome, and I'd love to see how they interpret this... you'd have to warn them that it's off tempo though. Trust me. Seeing them move is amazingly fun to watch. Giving them a heads up about the time sig will save them the guess work.