Quarl's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Therapy Dog - 1 - Pilot]

I haven't watched a flash cartoon on newgrounds in years. Happy to see TN is still uploading. Light my hands on fire more ye old salts. Still funny.

[Green Lovers]

"www.ifuckninjaturtles.uk’s server DNS address could not be found"

What are you trying to do Romeo, pull a fast one on us? I'm subtracting points for using a fake url, giving you bonus points for rotoscoping inconspicuously, minus a few points for what I'm assuming is a pedophilic joke, bonus points for tastefully censoring that young boys willy, another bonus point to throw off the haters.

I think that adds up to five stars?

[Zelda Milk]

I masturbated the entire time. Best yaoi I've seen all day. Why wasn't it longer?

[My Mother in Law is a Scorpion]

I have no idea why I'm laughing right now.

[Cover Up Dat Booty!]

As a female gamer I would very much appreciate 100% male nudity in all video games. Good thing PC lets me mod. I want an elderscrolls mod that puts huge bouncing titties on EVERY npc. Even the mudcrabs. Why has no one made a mod like that yet? Getting attacked by a pack of hungry skyrim titty-wolves would make my day.

Great cartoon btw.

IMO, the dissonance between male and female gamers isn't necessarily focused on objectification. So many girl gamers I know idolize Harley Quin and her skimpy booty shorts. I think the real problem girls face is harassment online. Everything else is open territory to bitch about. I followed Project M (smash brothers fan hack) for a while and the fans would nit pick every little aspect of the game developers progress. They'd bitch about how broken a character's up air attack was then the dev team would nerf it in the next patch. I've never seen so much complaining from a bunch of wussy dudes over a fan hack. The entire project was amazing in scope and had such a positive effect on the Smash community... but holy shit did the fans have so much to complain about. I felt bad for the developers.

And only like two girls bitched the whole time because let's face it, the competitive Smash scene is a testosterone littered shark tank. What I'm trying to get at is that the entire gaming community is entitled to complain about things. You have a small group of girls that consider themselves gamers and if any of them complain about something, guaranteed some guy is going to hypocritically walk in and bitch about the fact that girls are bitching because we're all a bunch of sad bitches.

Sorry to leave such a small review and such a huge opinion. The cartoon was awesome. The style was sexy. I noticed those dotted outlines a little past half way through. Little things like that make my day. The voice acting was expert, drawing on point, fun lip synch, smooth frame by frame animations. I respect this cartoon a lot. Again, sorry for my two cents but it's a topic basically everyone has an opinion on and I've never ranted about it before.

[My Mom’s Mental Illness]

10/10 made me cry. I can identify with this a lot. I miss my mom so much but she continues to be my biggest role model. I'm loving these stigma animations. Tender feels <3

[What is Pico Day?]

10/10. My favorite part was the part about parts. I watched this cartoon before the meet and was kind of sad there wasn't any shibari going down when I got there :c

[Peridot Savez The Day]

10/10 will show my friendz

SuperPhil64 responds:

Thanks Quarl you da beeeeesssst!

[Pine]

Ok, I wish I remembered you for this at Pico Day. I saw this cartoon when you put it out a few years back. Loved it then and I love it now. The style is simple but incredibly effective. It's like the "For sale: baby shoes, never worn" flash fiction in that it's short, tells a complete story, and is arguably pretty darn smart :)

[HateBOT #1]

I see what you said about having a don hertzfeldt influence. At least I think you're the guy that said that at pico day. Regardless of whatever we may or may not have talked about, the cartoon was slick. Loved that style. The voice acting immediately made me laugh. I feel like I have a few friends that complain in that tone :)