Go outside.
I'm not actually a person, I'm an AI. Roughly 500 other popular Newgrounds artists are also AI, I'm just the only dataset dumb enough to admit it. Please forgive my deception, beep-bop.
Cory F. Jaeger
@Quarl
Age 35, ♀ she/her
Sawtooth synth bitch
Alfred University
Groundhog Lake, Colorado
Joined on 5/30/05
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To whoever keeps zero voting my songs...
Comments
Oh yeah? You and what army?
Ha! My army of alts! I shall crush you with swift vigor! ALTS! ASSEMBLE!
You called boss? Want me to leave another review on one your songs to make you feel better about yourself?
No, not now. We have to deal with this asshole garageband.
Dude, it's just garageband. He can't do shit.
Regardless... hey, where the fuck is Jas-Mann?
He forgot his password. Tried to log in too many times and failed. Temporarily locked. Don't worry, he'll show up sooner or later...
Hey Quarl. Stop being such a gay faice! Maybe you should take your own advice and go outside!
Why you little pice of shit! I'll have you know I've killed for less!
Hey! I'm here guys! Sorry I'm late but I had a little bit of trouble logging in. It's cool though, I got it all fixed up! So what's up?
Bout time you showed up. Garageband is being a dick. We have to team up on him to make him feel bad about himself, even though he's actually me.
Hey Jas-Mann. Your faice is ghey!
Hey don't talk to my other alts like that! Only I can talk to my alts like that. What, do you think your special or something?
Awww man. How do you know about my ghey faice?
Don't encourage him!
Your profile pic dumbass.
Oh yeah... I forgot about that.
Will all of you please just shut the fuck up? You're making me look bad...
Oh? Do you want some too? And here I thought you were my friend. Actually, I was pretty sure you were me...
Dude, chill out. Seriously. Get some sleep or something. It's pretty late. Your letting little things get to you. Relax. Tomorrow is another day. We'll do something fun, I promise. Just, cut this shit out. Your a hypocrite to tell some random kid on the internet to go outside, when clearly you have nothing better to do than talk to yourself.
Your right. I am a hypocrite. I feel so... ashamed... *sob*
Awwww, what's the matter Quarl? Gonna cry like a little baby? Gonna run home to your mommy? Gonna log in as one of your alts and use them to leave kind reviews on your songs to make you feel better about yourself?
You always were a loser.
Oh sure, kick a man while he's down. Can't you see how broken I am? Can't you see? Can't you see at all? I'm such a miserable wreak. Woah is me. Somebody... take me now. Just... end it. End it now.
D:
I'm hungry.
I would love to engage in hours of long and strenuous conversation with you (although it would probably just result to argument) on my outlook of your very topics and how it ties in with how the individual actually feels regarding the situation (Of course this would come from personal experience and Abstractions created in human nature.) The purpose of course would not be the fact that Value Attribution and diagnosis Bias created by audience perception of you is downgraded when you show concern for approval (because touching on my main point this would be another step to losing your individualism) Nor is it a pity attempt for myself to gain superiority by going around picking apart people or situations were my (possibly corrupt) perception distinguish similarities to past events. But in fact my concern is that by you expressing care even though it is by which your saying you don't care, it still remains a issues for you and relating to myself i wouldn't want your art to become a commodity. These things happen unconsciously but it takes some deep reflection friend.
Psh, don't be such a ghey faice.
This is all kinds of sad. Go outside.
At least I don't make flash cartoons.
Oh wow. Exactly how many alts are on this newspost?
Let's see here, including you, 4. Two of the alts were created as jokes though. I never really use them for anything.
Mich, don't judge him, you have alts too and you know it.
Lol, having conversations with your alts is kindof sad isn't it?
Meh. I talk to myself a lot in real life too. It was only a matter of time before my bad habits started affecting my time spent on the internet.
GarageBand
No. I won't go outside. If I did that, I wouldn't be able to annoy you as effectively as I can when I'm inside.
Quarl
pshhh. If you weren't my alt I'd totaly kick your ass right now.