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New EP, Passing Through Texas, BEES.

Posted by Quarl - June 7th, 2024


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I. Robot World Burns, Cog Help Us All


New EP Robot World Burns, Cog Help Us All was finished a few days ago! Art volunteered by Bleak-Creep. If you like the art, please visit her page! She's a very special friend and her work is always top notch <3


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https://quarl.bandcamp.com/album/robot-world-burns-cog-help-us-all


As usual I'm disabling MP3 downloads for songs that are migrating to Bandcamp. I'm not sure if anyone has caught on that my albums on Bandcamp are all "name your price," which translates to 0$. Purchasing individual songs on the other hand costs $1 per track. Seeing as it's ridiculously hard to get people listening to my music in the first place I've always tried to remain accessible. You can pirate my music if you want, just don't claim you wrote the material.


Massive thank you going out to Plasmarift and Bleak-Creep. I've considered hiring a voice actor in the past, I usually hunt for samples to help add cinematic elements to my music. Plasma reached out looking for work and I love a random hustle so I gave him a mission to write and record an evil monologue. Wasn't certain what to expect but he took that prompt and delivered some amazing recordings. I chopped his monologues up into samples so I could rearrange, pick and choose from, set cadence... it's honestly a slight shame that I'm not using his material in it's entirety but I might make some more cinematic tracks with his recordings taking the center stage at a later point. Could also make the sample folders public. After the vendetta recordings I asked him to do some fictional love confessions. He was a little awkward about having to act out love but that couldn't have been a more Newgrounds response, y'all are touch starved. I really want to do a couple of orchestral pieces using the monologues, something akin to the OST work from Us but I'm kind of between DAWs, more on that later...


Robot World Burns, Cog Help Us All is a collection of sound fetish, misanthropic synthesizers, and existential angst. The product of 20 years of just banging my head against a computer screen, this EP both loves itself and hates itself. Please consider dropping more than 0$ on the EP.


II. Passing Through Texas


I'm going down to Texas with my husband in October. If your interested in a music & arts festival look up Astronox. The guy that runs the event is an old Newgrounds alumni, Nick Sumbles. I only know of one other Newgrounds user in the Texas area, apparently we just missed each other last year, he bought a day pass. The event is 5 days long, I camped the event last year in my pop up tent. Tom just made some sick additions to our camper trailer, daisy chained some battery cells together and stuffed them in a couple boxes above the wheel fenders:


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We used to plug our devices into the car battery but the new battery power lets us run a fridge. Starlink unit sits in the truck bed, is enshrined by the cage we used to hoist the pop up tent onto giving us highspeed internet. We camp like a couple of spoiled yuppies, when it gets dark out he streams Futurama while I emulate Pokemon games and troll Discord :D


This is just another reason why I make my albums free. Sometimes I complain about sales... a small part of me wants my music to blow up but my other half realizes how dumb that old dream is. I have a great life, any money I make from my music eventually funnels back to people like Plasmarift and pays for my subscriber status. I'm not sure when I'll have new music up, I'm trying to make a hard shift from a DAW I've always loved to Ableton because it's free right now. My hubby got a free license of Ableton with a Sweetwater purchase and I'm getting dated out of my Reason 10 license. I'll try to put my Reason 10 copy on the new music computer Tom built but I've been told I'm screwed. I'm not in love with Ableton's interface but I'm just being a big baby about it.


III. Tom Is King Of The Bees


His latest eccentric hobby, Tom procured a couple of Nucs before our wedding last year. He just divided the hives, installed three new queens:


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I have 30 minutes of video footage to edit, maybe I'll have a finished product next time. It was a very windy day so I'll have to re-record his dialogue or use closed captions. Maybe I'll just overlay Plasmarift's monologues and tell my husband I fucked up the audio? Regardless, that about wraps up the news.


IV. Tldr:

New EP, Texas, Bees.


@Bleak-Creep @Plasmarift <3 <3


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Comments

Thank you for tagging me properly! I always wanna see these posts!

I feel like there's supposed to be a bee video or picture in there somewhere but I can't see it. That sounds super cool though! Are you gonna be canning up some of your own honey someday?

And have fun in Texas again! Looked like a great time. :)

Strange, I'm not having any trouble with the image of Tom standing in front of his hive with the bees. Will check on tablet in a minute. We won't have honey this year, dividing the hives just cost us a ton of workers. He'll be feeding them for the rest of the season :/

Edit: image appears on my tablet. You haz a computer misfunction D:

@Quarl I can see em now! Pretty cool! I don't know how he does it!

Me neither, my hobbies include Cyberpunk and Elden Ring. It's why half my blog is just Tom doing cool shit, I stick my head out the window once a month to just film him running around.

That tent looks awesome! I'd be afraid I'd fall out of it.

Oh, it would be difficult to fall out! Flaps can be zipped up... do you sleep walk?

@Quarl Nope, I don't sleep walk though I'm very forgetful.

All of these things sounds really awesome! The photos in particular look really cool to see. Hope you will have a nice trip this october.

Thank you so much Marc-Ant!

This is epic, I'm currently listening to the album right now, but I actually got the bandcamp notification when it came out. Alas, I was too far deep in my studies, congrats on releasing. And the voice acting is such a nice touch. Beekeeping also looks pretty cool and thrilling. I hope life is treating y'all well though

Oh Shattten, thanks for stopping by again! I'm never in any position to complain about my lot in life and when I do it's just an outburst or outlaying moment. Keep up with your studies! Education is a classic "you get out of it what you put into it" situation. I'm rooting for you :3

@Quarl Good morning. Hope all is well again, i actually finished my studies a few days before that time. It was a lot to handle but things came out fine, thanks!