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Quarl
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Cory F. Jaeger @Quarl

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Fuck Stardew Valley

Posted by Quarl - May 29th, 2020


I know I said I was gonna focus on making new music but I started modding Stardew again. It's my first time playing the game with cheats, I'm running around my marijuana farm with +12 speed and infinite money. I almost completed the community center in one season. I'm debating loading in a polygamy mod so I can mate with every villager instead of just one. I also turned all the bachelors into girls. My farm could be a glorified lesbian marijuana harem.


I've been doing that instead of working on Kindness. I think instead of finishing that track I'll just delete the midi from the song, use the same general melody guidelines and recycle the drum kit. Maybe we'll see comparable devotion to this new song file that I have for Stardew but I'm not optimistic.


edit: four hours later she uploads the finished version of the song because this post was too real.


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Marijuana-farming games in the mainstream now?! XD How the world has changed... sounds intriguing though, and available polygamy mods hmm, sounds somewhat like The Sims but on a whole new level...

The marijuana farming is an extensive mod. Apparently you can take the cannibus flower and make butter & edibles. Mods are awesome.

Ah that explains it. :) They are indeed! No quite so controversial games to achieve such well-known status yet though huh...

I was about to say Grand Theft Auto but if you just drive around the nice neighborhoods at a safe speed and obey traffic laws it's a pretty wholesome game.

Touché. XD Interesting how if controversial titles go so mainstream as that one did they somehow no longer come across as so controversial... or maybe violence just isn't as controversial as other adult themes now. Maybe nothing's controversial! Hmm.

The only name that really came to mind as I was writing that was Postal, but probably not a very mainstream game. Not an enjoyable kind of controversial anyway.

You want to know what's edgy and controversial right now? Politics. Of all the things we just can't seem to talk about, I feel like it's the one thing we should. Political loyalty is the new religion.

Too true. :/ Seems it's become a reporters job to target politicians rather than fuel any kind of mutually beneficial debate too. Everyone's attacking everyone. Wonder if the media started that trend or if it's the other way around now...

Maybe if they made some mainstream games on the theme we'd be able to adapt a bit. Take the controversy out of the freedom to choose; have a different view.