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I can't wait to turn my body parts into metal like my dad. Getting old is cyberpunk. Eventually they put a tube up your urethra to automate pee. LEGENDARY.

Cory F. Jaeger @Quarl

Age 36, ♀

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Hat guitar. Fancy.

When I do another one of these you're next :]

@Quarl I just came back, be gentle. o.o

Your husband should have a newgrounds account.

He's not into this kind of stuff, way too mature for Newgrounds. He'd have a killer blog though. Every week he's building something new, engeneering like a pro, or just killing it on his teleconfrences. I look up to him like a baby looks up to their parents.

@Quarl Cool. I hope that I will appear in a post like this soon.

I didn't want to crowd this post and a few people have told me to take a break from Newgrounds BUT I WILL NOT... until I start driving across the country. I'm gonna be hitting the road really hard for a minute or two but maybe I'll do another post like this right before I travel. You've been checking my stuff regularly and despite decades of activity here I've very rarely paid it forwards to the chillest peeps. Forward me some of your best projects in a private message and I'll check them out!

Newgrounds has so many cool people ^^

Troof

Always cool when famous awesome artists on this site promotes other awesome artists here. Really cool the different music tracks displayed. Might take an opportunity to listen to them.

Oh thank you but I'm not a super famous artist, I'm not popular, I'm hardly an artist. I'm a walking aging fetish that makes horny conservatives recoil in disgust, burning up from self loathing and shame. It would make me happy if you go listen to those people I'm bumping. Go give LD in particular a gooooood listen. That guy needs to get off my trap dick.

newgrounds

the talent shack

I'm still torn on that idea. Were kind of garbage here on Newgrounds but I'm a racoon that loves trash. Sometimes treasure finds it's way to the dumpster and I'm over here, wearing it all like a trash panda pimp :3

@Quarl im a possum who just wants to screech

Heya, yeah all's fine. Don't worry about past server stuff; I try to keep it pretty clean so it's accessible for everyone, but at the end of the day it's just a casual audio hangout area & contest chat/banter zone

Cisco Live is supposed to be pretty good from what I've heard, you might be able to at least sneak into the Live Celebration venues during the evenings once all the showcases & boring networking stuff is finished during daylight hours haha

The Killers are playing Cisco this year. Apparently past years included Weezer and Foo Fighters. My husband got to see Gwen Stefani perform at an event in Las Vegas WHY ARE GEEKS SO COOOOOOL?? I'm gonna have to learn how to lock-pick my way into the event in the hopes that the security laughs it off when I inevitably get caught because they're also geeks...

Thanks for the nice comments! Didn't get a notification for some reason but luckily decided to read this from my feed :)

*double checks spelling, holds tablet upside down, tries shaking tablet* Did any of that work? I think shaking my tablet did something...maybe if I try turning it off and on again D: