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Some of y'all have been advising me to get off of social media and stuff because it might be negatively affecting my mental health but my mental health was fucked ages ago and if you're just now realizing that, hugs. You're stuck in here with me.

Cory F. Jaeger @Quarl

Age 36, ♀

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My dreams are crazy as well.

The best chaos is dream chaos <3

XD!!! Can say the same as I had many weird dreams before, but two that I still remember to this very day. One from last year and one from about 6-7 years ago. The oldest one is about me visiting New York City and admiring the Twin Towers. However, everything looks strange as the place looks like Corneria in Star Fox for the SNES with the low-poly buildings and empty fields. Then, as I raise my head to the sky, I see Slippy Toad piloting an airwing and crashing it in one of the buildings before they both fall to the ground rapidly. Then, coming out from the smoke of the crumble is the floating head of Squidward Tentacles from the creepypasta where he committed suicide with blood comes out of his eyes. Suddenly, he starts going towards me. So, I flee away by jump-running like a character in Half-Life/Gmod. But he is too fast and eventually catches me. But at that moment I wake up.

Then, the second one is me going to the library and reading a Batman comic. One where the intro is an unrelated story to the main plot that starts really funny and goofy before going really serious and dark. In it, it takes place on the Seine in France where the new joke villain that Batman must stop is a chef that looked like a mix between the Hamburglar and Count Cannoli from Wario: Master of Disguises. This villain is on a boat trying to steal a rare diamond locked in a secret room. So, he sneaks into the ship and beats the guards with all sorts of strange weapons that are based on French food like shuriken’s croissants, baguette swords and even onion soup acid that can melt steel. And that’s about it. Hope these stories amused you.

Oh god, I always knew there was something off about Slippy xD

I do the same thing! Always go full 'tolerance break' twice a year just to regulate, and 'having dreams again is SUPER SCARY at first! It's so intense! <3 ♡ ✨🍃🔥

Gotta love how the brain repurposes memories. I had a tally going in a notebook for a game I was playing, kept track of how many thieves guild missions I've completed for different regions in Skyrim to complete the guild. The Skyrim tally book became my fuck-tally notebook in my dream, nothing is sacred D:<