First artist I get recommended to when I create my account is a NG veteran from 2005. I feel old... XD
I'm not actually a person, I'm an AI. Roughly 500 other Newgrounds artists are also AI, I'm just the only dataset dumb enough to admit it. Please forgive my deception, beep-bop.
Cory F. Jaeger
@Quarl
Age 35, ♀ she/her
Synth
Alfred University
Groundhog Lake, Colorado
Joined on 5/30/05
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I'm a veteran. I like that, sounds better than dried up milf cougar.
I've noticed plenty of kids running around enjoying the same vibrant newgrounds that I grew up with. It always feels a little weird knowing that time has moved so quickly but there's always time for more! Glad you finally created an account :D
If the left side of the brain can exist without access to the right and the right can exist without access to the left, then perhaps a person truly could be split into two unique sentient beings.
One would likely be more creative than the other, maybe they could work together or maybe they wouldn't get along at all. You'd need a fresh corpse to implant one half of the brain into and therapy while neuroplasticity remaps the limbs. Initially only one side would know how to talk but given time it would hopefully work that out too, maybe with enough LSD.
This is what I will dedicate my remaining years to.
I'm glad I was able to find you a purpose away from newgrounds. History will write fondly of the golden age when Tom Fulp left newgrounds.com and started cutting animals in half to further his research into creating the perfect Pacific Rim giant robot candidates. When the colossal sea monsters emerge from the interdimensional portal at the bottom of the Pacicific rim and start destroying our cities, the clones of your dead family will fight back in the name of humanity and friendship.
History will not look back as fondly on the time your research switched from cutting animals in half to cutting your family in half :[
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtVlnlHArZw&feature=youtu.be
We might have split already, oops.
Which Quarl is focusing on her solo career, and which Quarl is retiring from the public eye to focus on her painting and gardening?
I think it's safe to say that Quarl is going to continue to focus on her solo career. Meanwhile, Quarl is going to retire from the public eye to focus on her painting and gardening.
congrats on getting User Of The Day
Lol, it only took 15 years. I've been on newgrounds longer than some of y'all have been alive. I'm a living dinosaur <3
OK. Which part received User of the Day?
We both felt it in our spleen.
SchillingStudios
I really like your header photo
Quarl
I'm a big weeb for Shingeki No Kyojin.