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[Captain Ig'nant]

Oversensitivity to racism is racist.

People shouldn't feel awkward every time racial humor presents itself. Sometimes a comedian might say something really funny relative to skin color. Jerry Seinfeld once said "black guys have big dicks. That's not racist. That's a compliment." I recall another comedian; a Bo Burnham moment where he was under the spot light, turned around and was freaked out by his own shadow cast on the wall behind him. He turned to the audience and said "I thought it was a black guy." If anything he was subliminally poking more fun at Caucasians than at African Americans. It was an improvisational joke and it was never his intention to hurt anyone's feelings. It was his point to make people laugh at an ironic moment while juxtaposing it with a stereotype of "black people" we all know to be untrue.

Racism= intention. A true racist is objectively derogatory. Everyone else in question is just the victim of a finger pointer during a lapse of sensitivity or the one pointing the finger.

On the subject of intention, I gave you a seven because your intention with this animation was to be comedic. I didn't find this funny at all. The animation was really good but the cartoon itself could have appealed more to my mexican tastes. Seriously n***a. Let's get some comedy up in this bitch.

[Depressing Timmy]

mur

I'm not sure what kind of feedback you'll get but the joke and style comes straight from c + h. At least credit them for that. Other than that the animation was good, the sound was good and it was probably entertaining for those not familiar with the joke. Good job.

[Bob Pilgrim]

hypocrisy.

I've said it before and I'll say it again. You engage in hypocrisy when you make fun of others for doing the same thing over and over again. This is about the 1000th time I've seen you do a weebl and bob cartoon. Also, Micheal Cera being type casted is an old joke. The first time I read it was in rolling stones when Scott P came out. A lack of originality is not something you should be making fun of others for.

TheWeebl responds:

Wait. You're saying making a series is the same as only ever having one character. Interesting.

[(APH) Fancy LLama Choir]

points for freakazoid.

i saw this once on an after school special, mary and sally. best friends. they did absolutely everything together. then one day, mary fell in with the wrong crowd and mary didn't have time for sally anymore. sally would say "wanna go play a game or pretend we're kitties?" and mary would say "uh uh. i'm in with the wrong crowd. sally was so sad, she ran home, climbed up a tree and started eating cookies. a ton of cookies.

[Jack Vision]

hey, that one part...

i like the part where you use my music :)

[Saturday Morning Watchmen]

haha, great!

I just started reading the comic today. I'm really glad you managed to not spoil anything for me. Funny how you did a parody of something without animating any blood into it... and of all things...

[Cpt.Falcon Hyes]

hmmm...

Could use more knee.

[Tall 'n Short]

wow.

Dude. That one shape you'd tween in and out at the bottom of the screen every now and then. Fucking incredible. How did you do that?

[The Art Show]

From an art student to another.

I only sat through this because I'm also an art student and I figured I'd be able to relate. However, you missed a few emotions. Where were suicidal, sexual confusion and hunger? I think every artist experiences these things at one point or another. In fact, I'm pretty hungry right now.

You get an 8 for putting up with the system for four years. I hope I can survive that long too.

[MGS: Flash Collab DISC 02]

hell yeah.

I thought disk two was gonna be a pico two reference. Good thing it wasn't :P

Great work everyone!